jagiv:

I was just explaining to my friends how bald eagles are like pigeons in Alaska.

jagiv:

I was just explaining to my friends how bald eagles are like pigeons in Alaska.

(Source: guns-and-humor)

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mallius:

… each new crown was forged from a single golden monolith found in the tombs of our Founders, and the blood of the last King conquered. No man could lay true claim to the throne without spilling blood of the one who sat before. This was tradition, the way of the Hunt.

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unamajestad:

i-write-wrongs:

realest thing I’ve seen in a while

WOAHHH

(Source: startswithabang)

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blastortoise:

okay but when you have holocaust survivors and people who were activists during the civil rights movement supporting mike brown and then KKK members and neo nazi’s supporting the officer you should be able to figure out which side is the right one.

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beyoncebeytwice:

i love how no matter how badly you fuck up benadryl cumquat’s name everyone on here still knows who ur talking about

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cumberbitches-with-bowties:

nerdsandgamersftw:

If a wizard watched Doctor Who and the Weeping Angels became their worst fear then they came across a Boggart and it changed into an Angel, and since whatever takes the image of an Angel becomes itself an Angel, would that bring Angels into existence in the Harry Potter universe?

Okay this fucked with me majorly

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