meladoodle:

me after sex: hey how much xp did i just earn

(Source: meladoodle)

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relahvant:

chicken nuggets are so important

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moonglade-poetess:

tastefullyoffensive:

Bop it, Twist it, Pull it, Spin it, Flick it.


fixed it.

moonglade-poetess:

tastefullyoffensive:

Bop it, Twist it, Pull it, Spin it, Flick it.

fixed it.

(Source: memewhore)

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squareclocks:

kushroom:

so you’re saying I can win 5 iphones every day??? and all I have to do is give my credit card number on this website I’ve never heard about??? well slam me in my tender butthole sir you’ve just got yourself a deal

Slam me in my tender butthole 


I think I’ve just found my new favorite phrase. 

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jagiv:

I was just explaining to my friends how bald eagles are like pigeons in Alaska.

jagiv:

I was just explaining to my friends how bald eagles are like pigeons in Alaska.

(Source: guns-and-humor)

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mallius:

… each new crown was forged from a single golden monolith found in the tombs of our Founders, and the blood of the last King conquered. No man could lay true claim to the throne without spilling blood of the one who sat before. This was tradition, the way of the Hunt.

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