neskwikk: insanitysatsuma: Ben may be a fat cunt but he’s my first bro for a reason. Had a good bonding session when I awoke him from slumber this morning at half 6 by jumping on him we need a bunk bed Just bought one.
Ben may be a fat cunt but he’s my first bro for a reason. Had a good bonding session when I awoke him from slumber this morning at half 6 by jumping on him
3ridan: you know what really annoys me when famous youtubers/tumblr users/celebrities etc are in a relationship with someone and the fan base says they ‘dont like that ship’ or ‘they dont ship it’ its like HOLY SHIT STOP YOU FUCKING FREAKS THAT IS A REAL RELATIONSHIP THIS IS NOT A JOKE, THIS IS NOT A CARTOON OR A COMIC OR A TV SHOW THIS IS SOMEONES REAL LIFE RELATIONSHIP WHO THEY HAVE REAL...
I realized the other day that I’m the fucking moon moon of my friendship group
I love waking up one of best mates ben and his gf at 4am just whispering “beeeeeeennnnnnn” “hollllllieeeeeeeee” “how goes uni?” I’m a god damn fucking hoot at 4am
windicuffs-tier: windicuffs-tier: what if when we fall asleep and we start dreaming it’s actually just alternate universe versions of us waking up and when we’re awake that’s their time to sleep I CAN ALREADY TELL THAT THIS IS A POST I SHOULD NOT HAVE MADE
GO ON ANON AND ASK ME THE MOST AWKWARD QUESTION...
I'd bang Jessie Andrews
shepulledmyhair: Omyfuckinggod she’s perfection in flesh. I’d bang her so damn bad.
fairgroundsoldier: jhaeserrano: weezly: wwiao: my friend was walking down the street playing on her nintendo 3ds and it alerted her that there was another nintendo 3ds being played really close to her and she looked around and there was this guy walking down the other side of the street playing his 3ds and she ended up walking over and saying hi AND THAT IS HOW SHE MET HER CURRENT...
flowerpixies: urbancatfitters: heeheehaahaahoohoo: in germany we don’t say “let me hug you” we say “lass mich deine seele dem herrscher der finsternis opfern” which translates to “i never want to let you go” and i think thats beautiful. we´ve been found out
the difference between "gamer girls" and girls who...
gamer girl: omgggg modern warfare 4 lyfeee<3 lolz wait how do you even do this? oh no i think i just died lol cuteee. omgg im sooo sexy cuz i play video games that boyzzz lykee lolll im like the kewlestt gurl evaarrr
girls who play video games: GOD DAMN IT MARIO. IS IT THAT FUCKING HARD TO STAY ON RAINBOW ROAD FOR MAYBE TEN SECONDS. OH MY FUCKING GOD PEACH YOU FUCKING WHORE. YOU REALLY HAD TO USE THE THUNDER CLOUD AND FUCKING SHRINK ME. REALLY. THIRD. I'M IN THIRD PLACE OH MY GOD YES THANK JESUS LORD ABOVE IN THE HEAVENS. FUCK. NO. I FELL OFF. I SWEAR TO GOD MARIO I'M GOING TO MURDER YOUR ITALIAN PLUMBER MOTHER FUCKING ASS. i hate my life.
elliegalaxies: elliegalaxies: I WAS ON THE TRAIN HOME FROM COLLEGE TODAY AND THIS CHAVVY GUY WAS SAT IN FRONT OF ME, IN HIS TRACKSUIT, LOOKING ALL BADASS WITH HIS DR. DRE BEATS HEADPHONES AROUND HIS NECK. THE ENTIRE CARRIAGE WENT QUIET AND FROM THE HEADPHONES I JUST HEARD yeahhhh it’s a party in the usa if i ever see this guy again i’m going to tell him he’s famous on tumblr.com and we’re...
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Highlander 5 is the worst of all of them
ASK ME ANYTHING! :D
wicked-swag-7: random weird funny serious anon or not JUST ASK!! :D
l0rdsnow: wow it was really nice of jaimie to give Brienne a hand when she was in trouble
thatfunnyblog: doing the dishes and having to touch soggy/wet food THAT FACE IS BEYOND EXPLAINABLE IN ITS ACCURACY Funny Stuff you like?